Getting Older

The following is not an original with me, but I thought it would serve as a light-hearted look at life as seen through the eyes of one who is older.

Now that I am older, hereís what Iíve discovered:

  1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  2. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
  3. If all is not lost where is it ?
  4. Itís hard to make a comeback when you havenít been anywhere.
  5. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

Itís not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.